- Bullet proof vests aren't.
- The bigger they are, the harder they fall- on you.
- High speed chases proceed from lower concentrations of traffic to higher ones
- Tear gas works on cops more often than on criminals
- Dogs do not see cops as people of authority, they see lunch.
- On any time you decide to break the law, a cop shall be just in time to see it happen
- If you are a cop, any time you decide to break regulations, your officer will just happen to walk by
- Flash suppressors don't
- If there is a gang of drunken bikers are in the area they will send a single officer. If there is a single drunken biker they will call in the whole SWAT team
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Murphy's Law - Cops
More laws based on Murphy's Theory of Patheticity
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