Murphy's Law - Cops

More laws based on Murphy's Theory of Patheticity

• Bullet proof vests aren't.
• The bigger they are, the harder they fall- on you.
• High speed chases proceed from lower concentrations of traffic to higher ones
• Tear gas works on cops more often than on criminals
• Dogs do not see cops as people of authority, they see lunch.
• On any time you decide to break the law, a cop shall be just in time to see it happen
• If you are a cop, any time you decide to break regulations, your officer will just happen to walk by
• Flash suppressors don't
• If there is a gang of drunken bikers are in the area they will send a single officer. If there is a single drunken biker they will call in the whole SWAT team