The writings on the wall~

Just read something quite interesting.. a book on graffiti. ( Yes I'm insane. One more week to exams and I'm still reading books?? It is quite short tho.. but reaaallly funny) Something by some guy called Nigel Rees.. quite a lot of cool stuff, some of it pretty vulgar so I won't be putting it up here. But here are some of the more.. * ahem * polite ~ ones.

(1 ) God is dead . Nietsche
- Nietsche is dead. God

(2) The grave of Karl Marx is just another communist plot.

(3) ( On Gents toilet in England ) Christine, if you're reading this, we're through

(4) Soldiers who wish to be a hero,
number practically zero,
but those who wish to be civilians,
Jeez, they run into millions!
( Esp for the guys, haha.. NS sux!)

(5) Road Safety Notice Outside a School - Drive carefully. Don't kill a child.
( Wait for teacher )

(6) Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks.

(7) Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination

(8) How happy is the moron,
He doesn't give a damn.
I wish I was a moron,
My God, perhaps I am!

(9) My mother made me a homosexual
( under it was added) If I give her enough wool, will she make me one?

(10) Work for the Lord. The pay is terrible but the fringe benefits are out of this
world.

(11) Sermon Title : " What will you do when God comes to Liverpool?"
( Switch St John to left midfield ) or ( Jesus as keeper because he saves)

(12) Poster for a talk given at a village : " What to do when going bald?"
( Prepare to meet thy dome)

(13) In People's China the workers take the lead ( In capitalist England they also take the iron, copper, floorboards and fillings from your teeth)

(14) Don't throw your cigars in the loo,
You know it isn't right.
It makes them very soggy
and impossible to light

(15) Sermon Ad : " Where will you be on the Day of Judgement?"
( Still here, waiting for a No. 95 bus)

(16) Free George Davis! ( with every packet of cornflakes)

(17) Election Poster in Ireland : " Vote for Duffy!"
( And Ireland's dead will rise up and curse you)

(18) Come home, Oedipus. All is forgiven ~ Mum. ( Over my dead body~ Dad)

(19)Church poster : " Are you tired of sin and longing for rest?"
( If not, call ************)

(20) Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for personal acclaim nor financial reward, it must be the purest form of art. Discuss.

Yepp thats about all I can add while refraining from toilet humour and stuff. My apologies to anyone I might have still offended here~

Hm well, thats all for now. Dasedanya.