Just. Because.

Why am I doing this? It's so cruel, there are no words for how terrible it is.. it is undeniably, absolutely ruthless, evil, pure total carnage of literature.

What am I going to do?

PART 1 of : TiTaNiC Singlish Version!!

Warning : explicit content ahead


Ok lah, the story begin long long ago, in the Southern province of the Pacific Ocean. Or Atlantic. Dunno dun care.
What happening siah? Orhhh... got one treasure hunter hor, very kiasu one.. people go find Malaysia oil palm he look for Titanic. " Why ah? Because hor, Titanic got this big big diamond siahh.. then find can sell become damn rich !! Buy condo then drive Mercedes and everday enjoy life in Geylang siah!! SHIOK!"


So he look look look look look look all the way from Boon Lay to Pasir Ris then one day his khaki tell him " EH GOT SOMETHING!!! " Ehhhhhh it's a BOX siah!! He damn happy, cos box sure got treasure inside one! Except K Box lah.. that one different story. So he high oredy, call all de bhangra come together celebrate, then all go " YUUUUUMMMMM SEEEENGGG!!!!" then all go open!
" WAH BOSS!!! SIBEH HOU AH!!" " GOt the diamond???" " No leh.. but got 1702 FHM siah... instant nosebleed one!"

Hmm... wah, better go find this FHM babe siah... so he find then how? SI MI LAN... o ya, she by now old grandma oredy.. sian diaoooozzzZZz

But then he use his otak think then... eh, the diamond leh?? Maybe she keep somewhere siah.. so he ask her very very politely, cos that time still got the courtesy campaign..
" OY LAO ZHA BOR!! YOUR DIAMOND THROW WHERE SIAH??"

So how? Yah lah of course comprain to Gahmen lah... then he kena fine.. then he say sorry a lot then she say " Ok lahh.. gif u chance... I tell you story..."
" Si mi lann... need 2 heear grandmother story..." " You wan hear or dunwan hear?"

.....................................................................And sooooooOOoooOOoo.............................................



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